I couldn't help but mention this today...
A local woman hilariously mistook a ditched sex doll on the highway for a dead body, prompting a call to the authorities and a visit from the police. The videos of the funny encounter are currently sweeping the internet, and they are an absolute riot, y'all. adult love dolls
I've been cackling in my office all morning, and if you haven't come across them yet, it was only a matter of time. You're welcome.
Thank goodness it wasn't a real body! Now, we are left with even more questions...
My best guess is that the naughty doll on the side of the road was either a prank OR maybe someone's wife came home at the wrong time, prompting a quick dump of the evidence. Who really knows how it ended up there? I mean...
I guess someone knows, and I imagine they are probably getting a kick out of it right now. Either that or worrying about the possibility of a DNA swab...
I'm pretty sure our local authorities have better things to do than try to get to the bottom of...this...uh...bottom-up silicone dream girl.
Watch the locally viral videos below, and try not to spit out your coffee.
To be fair, I would have called it in too! I don't think I'd have to guts to get close enough to investigate it on my own. No, thank you. Things could have been so much worse! Lordy!
love dolls for women This definitely made my day, and I hope you enjoyed it too. Stay safe out there, guys. West Texas be wildin'!